Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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