help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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