quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
the liver wants what the liver wants
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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