How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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