Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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