make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
