I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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