return my video game
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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