hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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