how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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