Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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