How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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