I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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