Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize