I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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