So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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