please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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