Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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