i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
this boner is exhausting
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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