Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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