that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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