the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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