yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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