Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
