Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
