CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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