If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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