Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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