He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
so much tequila, so little girl.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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