Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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