i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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