Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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