Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
