Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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