I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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