I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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