At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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