You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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