I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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