the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is Oprah even human
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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