we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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