The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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