im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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