so explain again why im purple
no
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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