Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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