So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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