It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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