ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He passed out mid-signature
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's blow job season.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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