So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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