Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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