you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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