maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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