you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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