Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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