Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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