My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i came on her dog
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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