i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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