i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
