check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
People in love make me want to vomit
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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