Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think i have herpe
just one?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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