like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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